What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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