He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Did I show you my penis last night?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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