i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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