dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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