Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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