Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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