Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just pynch a tree in the face
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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