Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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