ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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