With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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