Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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