my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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