their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
