now i know why i became what i already was.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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