we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Every concussion has its silver lining
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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