i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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