Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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