im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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