So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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