The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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