I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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