I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I am one with the molecules
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
