he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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