Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
sarcasm needs its own font
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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