I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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