Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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