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I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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