But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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