i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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