evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
