A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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