Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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