32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
