I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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