She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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