I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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