I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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