Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
ttyl tear gas
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Randomize
