Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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