well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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