Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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