i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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