I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Still dying that you shit outside
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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