It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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