She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
