Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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