got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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