Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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