No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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