Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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