I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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