Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
