We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
