Christians are straight up FREAKS
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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