508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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