Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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