So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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