Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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