drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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