lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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