He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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